I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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