love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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