I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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