Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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