I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Randomize