Don't you send me to vm
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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