Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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