Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
All I want is dick and wine.
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