He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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