question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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