i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
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