One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Randomize
