Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Randomize
