Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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