Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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