Don't you send me to vm
handjob tips. give me some.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
Randomize
