doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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