I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
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