God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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