dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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