Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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