My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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