dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
she told me i tasted like america
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I'd cum for enchiladas.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
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