I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
Randomize
