I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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