Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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