I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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