Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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