i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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