I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
How external is "for external use only"?
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Randomize
