I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
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