yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
cat food counts as protein by the way
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
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