i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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