Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
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