i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
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