sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
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