brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
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