I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
BRING THE BAGELS
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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