so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
I have a number of responses, ranging in content, tone, and maturity. Choose your destiny...
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