i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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