Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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