it's like her boobs came off with her bra
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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