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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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