I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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