remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
where does the pee come out of this thing
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
