I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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