We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Randomize
