So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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