How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
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