Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
