Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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