The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
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