Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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