Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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