I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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